A cow by any other name...

Ok, our big ol' holstein heifer needs a name. The criteria for the name are as follows:

1) Something that won't sound ridiculous when I'm calling her name in the middle of our pasture to get her into the barn
2) Something cute
3) Something the kids can pronounce and say, even with a lisp, that won't sound ridiculous, awful or lewd.

So, with that criteria here's what we came up with:

Me: Clementine
Hubby: Ethel
Dorothy: Honey
Nana: Alice

What does she look like to you?